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Secret Ponchos Moseys Into Town Later This Year

We at GLHQ have seen a great many things in our collective time, but we can’t recall a game with a title that involves ponchos.  The oddly named but pretty looking debut game from devs Switchblade Monkeys is a multiplayer title aimed at consoles (although…

BA Games CEO Discovered To Be Vessel For Dark Lord

The world of gaming was today shocked into disarray when the CEO of BA Games was discovered as the vessel for the Dark Lord, and was promptly vanquished by a young boy and his cohorts. Jean Donatello was first brought in as the CEO back…

BA Games Apologise – We ran over your mum, but it’s totally a good thing.

After the recent tabloid-dubbed “Mothers’ Day Massacre” during which a safety server outage at BA Games resulted in garbled co-ordinates and logistics, causing mums everywhere  to be inexplicably run over, BA have today issued an apologetic press release in a bid to regain the confidence…