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The Richie Report: The Copulating Cricket In The Janitorial Supply Cupboard

The Richie Report: The Copulating Cricket In The Janitorial Supply Cupboard

“inventing arses”
It’s a new day, it’s a new year for me… and I’m feeling sassy. Despite the excessive swearing and overall ranty nature of the Richie Reports of 2012, it wasn’t such a bad year. Sure, there were issues – GAME not getting finished

The Richie Report: Mining for Battleships as 38 Perish

The Richie Report: Mining for Battleships as 38 Perish

Hello, readers. I have to admit that I’m a little confused. Like a perfect storm of global evil, the horrible trifecta of Chelsea FC, Activision and EA came together at half-time during the Champions League final as the world was treated to trailers of the…

The Richie Report: Corporate Rear-Ending Supermarket Sweep

The Richie Report: Corporate Rear-Ending Supermarket Sweep

Dear Brotherhood. As you know, we live in dark times. Our researchers have shown that the midgets are now becoming organised and operating with insect-like instincts and a hive-mind mentality. They are somehow able to bend and refract light and, like all creatures bereft of…