About the author...
Hello, Loves. If you're looking for nonsense and hyperbole then vote Richie. I've been into this gaming lark for as long as I can remember and so sometimes I'll write about it. Nothing I write is to be taken too seriously because it's just games and stuff, yeah?

I'm about achievements, the Speccy, emulation in general and swearing. You about dudes. I'm out of step with your Halo and Call of Duty nonsense and I pine for a happier time when Q, A, O, P, Space was a legitimate control method for all genres. Apart from text adventures.

You can see A BOOK. What now?

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Sorry, I don't understand 'QP AO PPQ.'

Rebelstar 2, King's Bounty, Syndicate, Bomb Jack and Resi 4 since you asked. Oh you didn't? In that case, white no sugars. Lovely!

Below is a list of all published articles, with the most recent displayed first

• The Richie Report: Et Velum Ultimum
• Sky Force Anniversary - Review
• Pac-Man Championship Edition 2 - Review
• The Final Station - Review
• Ninja Pizza Girl - Review
• Castles - Review
• Kick Off Revival - Review
• The Richie Report - Trading Es for Zs
• Score Rush Extended - Review
• The Beginner's Guide to the ZX Spectrum
• Party Hard - Review
• Risk of Rain - Review
• EA Sports UFC 2 - Review
• McDroid - Review
• Mortal Kombat XL - Review
• The Richie Report – The Annual Reflection of One Quite Bitter Being
• Not A Hero - Review
• AIPD - Review
• Baseball Riot - Review
• Inside My Radio - Review
• Tachyon Project - Review
• Amplitude - Review
• Best of 2015: For every action...
• BigFest - Review
• Dariusburst: Chronicle Saviours - Review
• Pixel Hunter - Review
• Kromaia Ω - Review
• I Heart... King's Bounty
• Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 - Review
• For every action...
• Pac-Man 256 - Review
• The Richie Report – Dr Frank's Requies Experiment and 90046 Expedition
• Galak-Z - Review
• Tembo the Badass Elephant - Review
• Riptide GP2 - Review
• Astebreed - Review
• Super Exploding Zoo - Review
• Stunt Wheels - Review
• Ultratron - Review
• The Richie Report - The Metallic Helix Retrospective
• Toukiden: Kiwami - Review
• The Richie Report - The Low Resi / High Reso Satisfaction Ratio
• Q*bert Rebooted - Review
• Fat Princess: Piece of Cake - Review
• Best of 2014 - The Richie Report: RR3chE3 REpo3t Sp3cial
• Best of 2014 - The Richie Report - The Antsy Sanity Suffocation
• Best of 2014 - Living La Vita Loca
• Best of 2014 - I Regret Nothing
• Pocket RPG - Review
• The Richie Report - The Anno 2014 Retrospective
• Tennis in the Face - Review
• Far Cry 4 - Review
• Terraria - Review
• MX vs. ATV: Supercross - Review
• MXGP PS4 - Review
• PIX the CAT - Review
• The Evil Within - Review
• Don't Die, Mr Robot! - Review
• The Richie Report - The 360 + One = 4 Formulation
• Alien Isolation - Review
• Look Back and Turn to Stone
• FIFA 15 - Review
• Futuridium EP Deluxe - Review
• Anomaly 2 - Review
• KickBeat Special Edition - Review
• Surgeon Simulator: Anniversary Edition - Review
• The Richie Report - The Antsy Sanity Suffocation
• Crimsonland - Review
• Blue Estate - Review
• EA Sports UFC - Review
• The Richie Report: RR3chE3 REpo3t Sp3cial
• Firefly Runner - Review
• Watch_Dogs - Review
• Cel Damage HD - Review
• I Regret Nothing
• The Richie Report - The Formicidae Extermination: Experiment Six of Sixteen
• The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - Review
• Titan Attacks - Review
• EA SPORTS 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Review
• Stunt Guy 2.0 - Review
• The Richie Report - The Sodium Pentothal Doused Twig
• Living La Vita Loca
• Earth Defense Force 2025 - Review
• South Park: The Stick Of Truth - Review
• The Richie Report - The Sweeter Vita Repeater
• Pac-Man Museum - Review
• Strider - Review
• Chaos Reborn: Interview with Julian Gollop
• LocoCycle - Review
• Gunslugs - Review
• Surge Deluxe - Review
• TxK - Review
• OlliOlli - Review
• Best of 2013: The Harshness
• The Richie Report: The Annual Anal Blahtrospective
• Best of 2013: Not Particularly Loving The Alien
• Tearaway - Review
• The Richie Report: Crouching Quotes Hidden Meanings
• A-Men 2 - Review
• The Richie Report: The Grand Theft Auto Takeover
• The Wolf Among Us: Episode One - Review
• FIFA 14 - Review
• The Richie Report: The Creepy Gigolo's Payday
• Killer Is Dead - Review
• Saints Row IV - Review
• Narco Terror - Review
• The Richie Report: The Repo Man's Come For The Coconut KitKat
• The Richie Report: The (250,000 / 515) * 1000 + One = ZERO Conundrum
• Not Particularly Loving The Alien
• The Richie Report: Infinitely Better Than Mundan-o-Shock
• Little Inferno - Review
• The Richie Report: The Dripping Snake Movement
• Far Cry 3 - Review
• I Heart... Rebelstar II
• The Richie Report: The Copulating Cricket In The Janitorial Supply Cupboard
• Earth Defense Force 2017 Portable - Review
• The Harshness
• Midway Arcade Origins - Review
• The Richie Report: The Pea Soup Regurgitation
• Under Defeat HD - Review
• The Richie Report: Profoundly In Love With Katona
• Double Dragon: Neon - Review
• The Richie Report: Drought, Famine and No Silver Linings
• Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD - Review
• Spec Ops: The Line - Review
• The Richie Report: EEE special E
• Summer Stars 2012 - Review
• Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown - Review
• Mad Riders - Review
• The Richie Report: Mining for Battleships as 38 Perish
• Akai Katana - Review
• The Richie Report: Corporate Rear-Ending Supermarket Sweep
• Defenders of Ardania - Review
• Sine Mora - Review
• The Richie Report: GAME Over And Different Strokes
• Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning - Review
• The Richie Report: Batman, Birds and Brutal Battleships
• The Richie Report: The Resident Raccoon Syndicate
• Look Back At A Blaverage 2011
• Best of 2011 - I Want To Play A Game
• Best of 2011 - Uncovering Syndicate
• Dizzy iOS - Review
• Blood On My Hands
• Half Writer, Half Gamer, Half Shark
• Saints Row: The Third - Review
• FIFA 12 - Review
• Bejeweled 3 - Review
• Do You Dream In Colour?
• Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon - Review
• Captain America: Super Soldier - Review
• Child Of Eden - Review
• Jamestown - Review
• I Want To Play A Game
• Mortal Kombat Review
• Uncovering Syndicate
• Four Hours Into The Future
• The Designated Driver
• Pac-Man: CE DX - Review
• Dead Rising 2: Review
• Grind Session
• 2010: A Games Odyssey
• Crackdown 2 Review
• Darkstar One: Broken Alliance
• I Remember When This Was All Just Green Pixels
• Earth Defence Force 2017
• Lights. Camera. Nostalgia!
• SKATE 3 - First Look
• Let Me Draw An Analog-y
• Gaming Deaths