About the author...
Hello, Loves. If you're looking for nonsense and hyperbole then vote Richie. I've been into this gaming lark for as long as I can remember and so sometimes I'll write about it. Nothing I write is to be taken too seriously because it's just games and stuff, yeah?

I'm about achievements, the Speccy, emulation in general and swearing. You about dudes. I'm out of step with your Halo and Call of Duty nonsense and I pine for a happier time when Q, A, O, P, Space was a legitimate control method for all genres. Apart from text adventures.

You can see A BOOK. What now?

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Sorry, I don't understand 'QP AO PPQ.'

Rebelstar 2, King's Bounty, Syndicate, Bomb Jack and Resi 4 since you asked. Oh you didn't? In that case, white no sugars. Lovely!

Below is a list of all published articles, with the most recent displayed first

• The Richie Report: Infinitely Better Than Mundan-o-Shock
• Little Inferno - Review
• The Richie Report: The Dripping Snake Movement
• Far Cry 3 - Review
• I Heart... Rebelstar II
• The Richie Report: The Copulating Cricket In The Janitorial Supply Cupboard
• Earth Defense Force 2017 Portable - Review
• The Harshness
• Midway Arcade Origins - Review
• The Richie Report: The Pea Soup Regurgitation
• Under Defeat HD - Review
• The Richie Report: Profoundly In Love With Katona
• Double Dragon: Neon - Review
• The Richie Report: Drought, Famine and No Silver Linings
• Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD - Review
• Spec Ops: The Line - Review
• The Richie Report: EEE special E
• Summer Stars 2012 - Review
• Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown - Review
• Mad Riders - Review
• The Richie Report: Mining for Battleships as 38 Perish
• Akai Katana - Review
• The Richie Report: Corporate Rear-Ending Supermarket Sweep
• Defenders of Ardania - Review
• Sine Mora - Review
• The Richie Report: GAME Over And Different Strokes
• Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning - Review
• The Richie Report: Batman, Birds and Brutal Battleships
• The Richie Report: The Resident Raccoon Syndicate
• Look Back At A Blaverage 2011
• Best of 2011 - I Want To Play A Game
• Best of 2011 - Uncovering Syndicate
• Dizzy iOS - Review
• Blood On My Hands
• Half Writer, Half Gamer, Half Shark
• Saints Row: The Third - Review
• FIFA 12 - Review
• Bejeweled 3 - Review
• Do You Dream In Colour?
• Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon - Review
• Captain America: Super Soldier - Review
• Child Of Eden - Review
• Jamestown - Review
• I Want To Play A Game
• Mortal Kombat Review
• Uncovering Syndicate
• Four Hours Into The Future
• The Designated Driver
• Pac-Man: CE DX - Review
• Dead Rising 2: Review
• Grind Session
• 2010: A Games Odyssey
• Crackdown 2 Review
• Darkstar One: Broken Alliance
• I Remember When This Was All Just Green Pixels
• Earth Defence Force 2017
• Lights. Camera. Nostalgia!
• SKATE 3 - First Look
• Let Me Draw An Analog-y
• Gaming Deaths