Woodcutter Simulation 2013 Announced

For those of you who think that simulation games are a cut above the rest, the latest game in the genre should set pulses racing faster than a runaway chainsaw, as Woodcutter Simulation 2013 is announced.  The game sees the player in charge of a timber mill, responsible for all related tasks, from felling trees, dealing with morning wood, processing logs, and transporting them to customers (who presumably will give you the chop if you don’t deliver.  Ahem).

The game introduces a host of new features that will whittle the competition down to size, including a day and night cycle, realistic weather effects, and new forest areas in which to cut down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.  Expect plenty of heavy-duty man equipment to be served up, with cutters, fellers, and chainsaws on offer, some of which include a first person viewpoint.

No firm dates for your log books yet, but we Stihl expect a Q1 2013 release.

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