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The Richie Report: Et Velum Ultimum

The Richie Report: Et Velum Ultimum

2016′s been a bit of a twat hasn’t it? Prince, Alan Rickman, David Bowie, Gene Wilder. Seriously, if Bill Murray, Harry Dean Stanton and Sigourney Weaver get out of this year unscathed, it’ll be a fucking miracle. Betty White is probably next, you twelve-monthed cunt.…

The Richie Report – Trading Es for Zs

The Richie Report – Trading Es for Zs

The Electronics Entertainment Expo, otherwise known as E3, is back. I don’t know about you lot, but the days of me staying up and watching it live while live-tweeting and asphyxiwanking are long gone. These days I’d rather have a nice cup of tea and…

The Richie Report – The Annual Reflection of One Quite Bitter Being

The Richie Report – The Annual Reflection of One Quite Bitter Being

It was the year that was the year in Back to the Future 2 or 1 or fucking 3. I don’t know. It was the year that was two years before the ants arrive in Earth Defense Force. That’s right, 2015 was a…

The Richie Report – Dr Frank’s Requies Experiment and 90046 Expedition

The Richie Report – Dr Frank’s Requies Experiment and 90046 Expedition

Stand by your beds! Hello, naughty poppets. It’s that time again. Richie Report in your face like a can of mace, baby. Is it burning? Well fuck it, now you’re learning. It’s August, and that means a summer drought with enough human misery to bring…

The Richie Report – The Metallic Helix Retrospective

The Richie Report – The Metallic Helix Retrospective

It’s the day after the General Election and we’re all pissed off. It’s not easy living as part of a nation of dickheads. This is why we need games. Virtual worlds with no David Cameron in them. I wonder if the Assassin’s Creed equivalents of…