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Obituary: Mordin Solus

Obituary: Mordin Solus

When I first met Professor Mordin Solus, he didn’t say hello, but began to analyse me and my motives out loud. His mouth was as quick as his mind, and his mind was information overload squared. Even with his habit to disseminate as much information…

Soundtrack Synopsis

Soundtrack Synopsis

Music is everywhere. Whether it’s the prepubescent wailings of turd-faced, snot-nosed urchins like One Direction and Justin Bieber on the radio, or the annoyingly cheerful TV jingles which find it necessary to incessantly warble the words ‘go compare’ at you until your sanity takes an…

You’re Playing It Wrong!

You’re Playing It Wrong!

I don’t know that to be a fact, of course. You could be playing it right for all I know. Is there a right way to play it?  By “it” I mean games, and by “games” I’m referring to a specific type; namely one that…

Move, Bitch! Get Out Of The Way!

Move, Bitch! Get Out Of The Way!

I’ll be the first to admit that this isn’t the wittiest catchphrase to adopt, but adopt it I have. That’s not to say that I go around using it in polite, everyday society (well, not much, anyway). No, this is a phrase I reserve almost…