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Narco Terror – Review

Narco Terror – Review

“John, I’m not going to shoot you between the eyes. I’m going to shoot you between the balls.” If that line doesn’t conjure up the tortured face of a ‘roided up Freddy Mercury then one, get out of my face, and two, Narco Terror may…

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Bros – Review

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Bros – Review

After years of being one of the world’s most famous underdogs, Nintendo decided that 2013 was time to pay due to one of the best brothers around with the Year of Luigi celebrations, honouring his thirtieth birthday with a slew of new titles that would…

DARK – Review

DARK – Review

I’m pretty sure this game just skipped a decent chunk of its story without explanation. There I was, sitting through a painfully-badly voice-acted cutscene in someone’s office, containing the usual pre-boss fight posturing and some weirdly-out-of-place questions about what vampire society is like when the…