Fire Emblem Awakening – Review

Fire Emblem Awakening – Review

I think it’s best that I’m straight with you; I basically bought my 3DS so I could keep playing Pokémon. For everything else my DS had proved more than adequate, and though the hinges had finally given up and the top half was floppier than…

Soundtrack Synopsis

Soundtrack Synopsis

Music is everywhere. Whether it’s the prepubescent wailings of turd-faced, snot-nosed urchins like One Direction and Justin Bieber on the radio, or the annoyingly cheerful TV jingles which find it necessary to incessantly warble the words ‘go compare’ at you until your sanity takes an…

Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate – Review

Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate – Review

There aren’t that many awesome jobs in the realm of videogames when you think about it. Once all the occupancies for royally-appointed plumbers, grizzled army dudes and troubled anti-heroes on the quest for redemption are filled up, hopefuls need to look towards the less ideal…

Avoiding XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Avoiding XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Some time before the advent of HD, around 600 BC, a wise man by the name of Aesop mused “We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified” and, as tends to be the case where we dumb everything down as we ‘evolve’, this…