The Cave – Review

The Cave – Review

Self-discovery is normally one of those excuses or phrases you hear from a teenager as to why they’re spending their parents’ money on a year’s globe-trotting rather than making the jump to university, only for you to discover that, for the most part, they’ve only…

The Richie Report: The Copulating Cricket In The Janitorial Supply Cupboard

The Richie Report: The Copulating Cricket In The Janitorial Supply Cupboard

“inventing arses”
It’s a new day, it’s a new year for me… and I’m feeling sassy. Despite the excessive swearing and overall ranty nature of the Richie Reports of 2012, it wasn’t such a bad year. Sure, there were issues –

I Heart… Star Wars Episode 1: Racer

I Heart… Star Wars Episode 1: Racer

So, here’s the deal. You’ve been working your way through the rankings, winning race after race, time and time again. You’ve had a few crashes along the way, and those set you back, but you’ve pushed through and you’ve finally made your way to the…

Is Anybody Out There?

Is Anybody Out There?

“Alright, love, no need to push”, said the lady playing Project Gotham Racing 3. She was talking to me. We were both racing for 7th in an eight car race and I had just come into a corner much too fast and decided to throw…