Ministers Only Thread

[justbiglee]

I was thinking about getting involved in this thread, but realised anything I'd say, would just help put me on a deeper level in Hell than I'm already going to.

Hail Satan!

i thought u was at v?

[MarkuzR]

maybe they do a priest email signup thingy

I may just start a cult. Cheaper. Plus I get to look at nekkid girls.

[The Preacher]

He's allowed to be scared of aliens if they're the chrysalids from X-COM.

[Kat]

Kat... my priest shirt beats your minister certificate... it's black and awesome

But my certificate has a shiny hologram star thing to help prevent frauds trying to become a minister

[justbiglee]

Lee... how fucking dare you be scared of aliens?! They're awesome!!! Not as awesome as my shirt BUT still awesome!

no no fuck that man it goes against my rule of "dont trust anything you cant kick in the face" im ok with geigers aliens and predators and et but those fuckers with the oval eyes and big heads weird me out

[The Author]

i thought u was at v?

I am, but that's not the lowest level of Hell. That would be a Justin Beiber concert!


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[The Preacher]

Who the heck IS Justin Beiber anyway? And why is he suddenly the current fashionable synonym for unending torment? I've only just gotten used to blaming stuff on James Blunt for fuck's sake.

[The Author]

Who the heck IS Justin Beiber anyway? And why is he suddenly the current fashionable synonym for unending torment? I've only just gotten used to blaming stuff on James Blunt for fuck's sake.

Some fucking stupid 12 year old American boy (I think). He sings about being in love and being heartbroken... Yet he hasn't even hit puberty.


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[pix3lboy]

The most annoying waste of sperm in existence

[The Author]

The most annoying waste of sperm in existence

GYAAAAAAGH!
PUT IT AWAY! PUT IT AWAY!!!
KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!

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