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    Default The Slightly Disturbing GL Limericks Thread...

    ... blame Markuz... he started it

    Post your GL Limericks here... if you want to

    There once was a site called GL
    That started surprisingly well
    It grew and it grew
    Far more than we knew
    It shocked us but dammit it’s swell


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    There once was a writer called kat
    Who squeezed Peggles out of her tw...

    ..actually I think I'll think of something more appropriate :p

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    Here's one that I posted up in 2003 which always tickled me...

    There once was a chap called Acorah
    who opened the box of Pandora
    When he peered inside
    he just shrugged and sighed
    it was stuffed full of chicken pakora
    Oooooooh it's an invisible signature... oooooooooh!!
    "If you want me to 'act professional', I can tell you that I'm not interested. I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm *also* not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords. Because THAT is what 'acting professionally' results in: people resort to all kinds of really nasty things because they are forced to act out their normal urges in unnatural ways."
    Linus Torvalds

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    Ah Most Haunted Forum.... how we miss thee.... NOT
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    This thread by Pete should be admired
    as he's risking being sort of retired.
    He comes here to play
    on the forums all day...
    It's a wonder he's never been fired
    Oooooooh it's an invisible signature... oooooooooh!!
    "If you want me to 'act professional', I can tell you that I'm not interested. I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm *also* not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords. Because THAT is what 'acting professionally' results in: people resort to all kinds of really nasty things because they are forced to act out their normal urges in unnatural ways."
    Linus Torvalds

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    Quote Originally Posted by pix3lboy View Post
    There once was a writer called kat
    Who squeezed Peggles out of her tw...

    ..actually I think I'll think of something more appropriate :p
    Ho ho ho -_-

    "Don't play with me,
    'cause you're playing with fire."

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    Not a fan of my literary genius then kat? :p

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    It's not a Gaming Lives one but it's the only one I know, so here 'tis:

    Jack and Jill went up the hill,
    so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
    Jack got a shock,
    and a mouthfull of cock,
    'cos Jill was a pre-op tranny.

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    There was a developer called Molyneux
    and all he kept doing was telling you
    that the game would be ace,
    full of awesome and grace
    but it turns out to have been a load of bull and empty promises really, and we should all know better than to trust him by now-e-oooh
    Oooooooh it's an invisible signature... oooooooooh!!
    "If you want me to 'act professional', I can tell you that I'm not interested. I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm *also* not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords. Because THAT is what 'acting professionally' results in: people resort to all kinds of really nasty things because they are forced to act out their normal urges in unnatural ways."
    Linus Torvalds

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    There once was a gamer called Lorna,
    who liked to put naughty men in the corner,
    but when it came to the bear,
    she just didn't care,
    cos it turned out that game was a yawner.
    Surely you can't be serious!

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