The Slightly Disturbing GL Limericks Thread...

[Bear1970]

... blame Markuz... he started it

Post your GL Limericks here... if you want to

There once was a site called GL
That started surprisingly well
It grew and it grew
Far more than we knew
It shocked us but dammit it’s swell

[pix3lboy]

There once was a writer called kat
Who squeezed Peggles out of her tw...

..actually I think I'll think of something more appropriate :p

[MarkuzR]

Here's one that I posted up in 2003 which always tickled me...

There once was a chap called Acorah
who opened the box of Pandora
When he peered inside
he just shrugged and sighed
it was stuffed full of chicken pakora

[Bear1970]

Ah Most Haunted Forum.... how we miss thee.... NOT

[MarkuzR]

This thread by Pete should be admired
as he's risking being sort of retired.
He comes here to play
on the forums all day...
It's a wonder he's never been fired

[Kat]

There once was a writer called kat
Who squeezed Peggles out of her tw...

..actually I think I'll think of something more appropriate :p

Ho ho ho -_-

[pix3lboy]

Not a fan of my literary genius then kat? :p

[Zephyr]

It's not a Gaming Lives one but it's the only one I know, so here 'tis:

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock,
and a mouthfull of cock,
'cos Jill was a pre-op tranny.

[MarkuzR]

There was a developer called Molyneux
and all he kept doing was telling you
that the game would be ace,
full of awesome and grace
but it turns out to have been a load of bull and empty promises really, and we should all know better than to trust him by now-e-oooh

[The Rook]

There once was a gamer called Lorna,
who liked to put naughty men in the corner,
but when it came to the bear,
she just didn't care,
cos it turned out that game was a yawner.