Thought it might be fun to start a joke thread! Have jokes to share? We could all use a laugh... or maybe a cringe! Either way, bring 'em on.
Here's one of my favs:
A black piece of tarmac is walking down the street when a red piece of tarmac comes along and starts beating the shit out of it. A police officer breaks up the fight and bungs the red piece of tarmac into the police van. The officer says to the black piece of tarmac "What was all that about?" The black piece of tarmac says "I don't know but i'm not surprised it happened." The officer says "Why?" The black piece of tarmac says "Because he's a Cycle Path!"