Here's a bunch of one liners;
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? For traction in the mud.
What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
If doves are the bird of peace, what are the birds of true love? Swallows.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch!