Rob your neighbour and sell all THEIR stuff on eBay so there's no initial outlay of any kind. Also, if you happen to find a pedigree dog whilst rifling through their home, start doing that con trick with the dog in a bar. Double score.
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Even better, Rob their stuff, wait for them to get suitably depressed about it, then sell THEIR stuff back to them at a small cost. Actual profit and instant gratification.
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