Donkey Kong had had enough of Sonic's butt-monkey jokes.
At last Donkey Kong proved he could crap out a better Sonic than Sega had in the past ten years.
Whoever thought I'd end years of dejected loneliness/Making hot keyboard love at 2.4kBps?
You played the new Sonic?
Yeah, it's literally shit.
Mrs. Kong has always told Donkey "You're either the wind in their sails, or the spit in their face".
Unfortunately he took this metaphor a little too literally.
Last edited by Fluff; 02-07-2012 at 12:28.
Mr Kipling is a lie.
Donkey Kongs hedgehog soup went through him a little too fast for his liking!
Sonic: "Eurrrghh More like Donkey Pong!"
Now we know.
It was a cruel developer that made Sega's favourite mascot try to escape a black hole situated in the arse of a Nintendo character.
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