Caption THIS, bitch!! #2

[MarkuzR]

What's more fun than coming up with a stupid caption for a funny image? What about if you won something for getting picked as having the best caption! That would do it, right?

So... caption THIS, bitches, and the best caption (as determined by the Captionometer X 3000 Mark IV) will win something. Don't ask what it is. The Captionometer will also decide that at the time. It may be swag, it may be a toy, it may be XBL points or it may even be sweets... only the Captionometer knows!

We'll run ONE prize-winning caption a month, but new captions every Saturday just for fun.

[Jokesound]

Some people weren't intimidated by Sonic's threats to put his boot up their arse.

[The Rook]

"Who says you're faster than the speed of sound, bitch!"

[MarkuzR]

Sonic should have considered the evidence carefully before approaching Donkey Kong to ask if he knew where his box of Purplax had gone.

[The Rook]

Sonic looked forward to the Olympics because they used actually starting pistols there.

[The Rook]

Gorillagram - here's a Mario buttbash.

[ZeroMark]

When Donkey Kong said he had a hedgehog heed pokin oot, he wasn't kidding.

- Scottish accent required.

[Ste]

The let's see who can do the biggest fart competition was getting out of hand.

[Bear1970]

Sonic regrets his signature dish of sprouts in baked beans.

[UselessJack]

When Donkey Kong offered a "Fast Air Rocket Torpedo" Launch Pad to Sonic, the little hedgehog had no idea what he brought himself into...