Wotcha

[UselessJack]

This is the best forum ever.

Welcome new guy, have fun and stay away from Ed. He's mine.

[ZeroMark]

lmao. Ah fuck, that actually hurt.

[Bear1970]

[Sketch]

Okay, that's Ste officially scared the new guy off...

[Toffer]

My mum would eat you alive. Ask Toffer. He stepped up to the proverbial plate one day in an attempt to prove his manhood, kinda like how the Spartans used to send their kids out into the wilderness with nothing but a spear and their wits then not come back until you manage to kill a wolf thanks to some fortuitously placed rock formations. Its exactly like that, only in this case the spear is your cock, the rock formations are my mum's massive tits and the wolf....well I needn't go on but lets just say that Toffer's little spear wasn't quite able to slay this particular wolf.



lolz

Considering what our forum profile bits say, you're recounting the time I tried to fuck my grandma.

What kinda son did you raise?

[Zephyr]

Hello and welcome to the forum.

Don't mind Toffer and Ste, it's just their way of declaring their love for each other.

[mcdoodle42]

Hi new dude! Don't be too scared, you'll get used to it

[Jokesound]

Eyyyyyyyyyyyy!