Wotcha

[Spad]

I'm Spad & also sometimes Adam; as you've been kind enough to publish things I've written I felt obliged to say something. That was something.

[MarkuzR]

Hey look, it's that guy from that place that said all that stuff! Good to have you here mate, and already granted access to the writers section for you too.

Be patient, someone will come along shortly and throw out something about being mental, crazy, not going near the cage, or some other obligatory forum welcome mince. Bet nobody does now, just to make me look foolish!

[Ste]

It won't be me!

Hi Adam/Spaz or whatever your name is. Welcome to the forum.

[The Rook]

Hi Spadam.

Don't listen to that Markuz guy, we don't know what he's on about.

Welcome.

[MarkuzR]

I should point out that we don't have any trolls here. It got pretty boring, so Ste stepped up and he's like our honorary troll, but we love the fuck out of him. He even sent me a text with an AT-AT in it.

[Toffer]

Hello and welcome to the forum

[Sketch]

Welcome Hope you stick around and have a good time. With Ste's mum...

[ZeroMark]

Hey Mark, get back in the cage you kinky walrus!

[Ste]

My mum would eat you alive. Ask Toffer. He stepped up to the proverbial plate one day in an attempt to prove his manhood, kinda like how the Spartans used to send their kids out into the wilderness with nothing but a spear and their wits then not come back until you manage to kill a wolf thanks to some fortuitously placed rock formations. Its exactly like that, only in this case the spear is your cock, the rock formations are my mum's massive tits and the wolf....well I needn't go on but lets just say that Toffer's little spear wasn't quite able to slay this particular wolf.



lolz

[MarkuzR]