Things that make you go... WTF?

[Zephyr]

Rich you missed your calling as a stand-up comedian.

[The Rook]

I wanted to be a stand up comedian but I was afraid everyone would just laugh at me.

[Zephyr]

I'm so using that one!

[Toffer]

Went to Asda in my dressing gown once. Was a student. Someone told me I wasn't "suitably dressed to shop in this store". I reminded them it was 3am, there was no security and if they wanted to risk man handling me, a man who thinks it's suitable to just wear a dressing gown in a Super Market then they can certainly try but I can't risk they won't grab my man fruit, they suitably backed off and let me buy my bacon and bread in peace.

Bitches be outta control.

[Fluff]

but I can't risk they won't grab my man fruit

I just.... I...

[MarkuzR]

I'd have grabbed a fucking shovel from the garden section and twatted you over the face with it. Fucking dressing gown.

[Toffer]

I'd have grabbed a fucking shovel from the garden section and twatted you over the face with it. Fucking dressing gown.

Do you not own a dressing gown? You're missing out. I have two XD

[MarkuzR]

No, I have a bath robe It gets used when I need to get from the upstairs shower to the upstairs bedroom without freezing my knackers off in the winter... when I remember in advance how cold it is. Which is rarely. It gets worn maybe four times a year. Four times too many!

[Blucey]

I love my bath robe and use it after every shower. Essential.

However, I wouldn't leave my house wearing it if my house was on fire and full of hungry wolves.

[PhantoM]

I have a Jedi Bath Robe, I don't use it as the sleeves are too long to game, browse or eat in. The hood is badass, though:



It was my Graduation present from my parents, as well as some novelty lightsabers, lol. Pretty much sums up that having a degree in no way meant I was in any way mature.