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    Rich you missed your calling as a stand-up comedian.
    For he did not know / That beyond the lake he called home / Lies a deeper, darker ocean green / Where waves are both wilder / And more serene / To its ports I've been / To its ports I've been.

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    I wanted to be a stand up comedian but I was afraid everyone would just laugh at me.
    Surely you can't be serious!

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    I'm so using that one!
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    Went to Asda in my dressing gown once. Was a student. Someone told me I wasn't "suitably dressed to shop in this store". I reminded them it was 3am, there was no security and if they wanted to risk man handling me, a man who thinks it's suitable to just wear a dressing gown in a Super Market then they can certainly try but I can't risk they won't grab my man fruit, they suitably backed off and let me buy my bacon and bread in peace.

    Bitches be outta control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toffer View Post
    but I can't risk they won't grab my man fruit
    I just.... I...
    Mr Kipling is a lie.


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    I'd have grabbed a fucking shovel from the garden section and twatted you over the face with it. Fucking dressing gown.

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    "If you want me to 'act professional', I can tell you that I'm not interested. I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm *also* not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords. Because THAT is what 'acting professionally' results in: people resort to all kinds of really nasty things because they are forced to act out their normal urges in unnatural ways."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkuzR View Post
    I'd have grabbed a fucking shovel from the garden section and twatted you over the face with it. Fucking dressing gown.

    Do you not own a dressing gown? You're missing out. I have two XD

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    No, I have a bath robe It gets used when I need to get from the upstairs shower to the upstairs bedroom without freezing my knackers off in the winter... when I remember in advance how cold it is. Which is rarely. It gets worn maybe four times a year. Four times too many!
    Oooooooh it's an invisible signature... oooooooooh!!
    "If you want me to 'act professional', I can tell you that I'm not interested. I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm *also* not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords. Because THAT is what 'acting professionally' results in: people resort to all kinds of really nasty things because they are forced to act out their normal urges in unnatural ways."
    Linus Torvalds

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    I love my bath robe and use it after every shower. Essential.

    However, I wouldn't leave my house wearing it if my house was on fire and full of hungry wolves.

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    I have a Jedi Bath Robe, I don't use it as the sleeves are too long to game, browse or eat in. The hood is badass, though:



    It was my Graduation present from my parents, as well as some novelty lightsabers, lol. Pretty much sums up that having a degree in no way meant I was in any way mature.

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