Steak. It's meat Jim, but not as we know it.

[Sketch]

Ketchup people, may your Haribo always get stuck irretrievably to the wrappers.

[Bear1970]

I'll have ketchup if I have steak and chips but it's purely for the chips! Prefer a decent Diane sauce or (after having it the first time at GLHQ) béarnaise too!

[MarkuzR]

Steak and chips is fine if it's a sirloin or rump, but for fillet... damn that's a shock to my system! Also... now I want fillet steak.

[Bear1970]

I don't often get fillet though it's usually rib eye

[MarkuzR]

There can be only one - fillet. Everything else is just expensive pre-processed burger

[pix3lboy]

Ketchup people, may your Haribo always get stuck irretrievably to the wrappers

Do not bring that evil on me!

[Blucey]

How it's gots to be:

big assed steak
well done
no sauce. Sauces be bitches.


I know folks love steaks all rare and shit. Fuck that. I did a taste challenge one day. Tried a bit of a friend's medium steak. Tasted of fuck all. Texture like sponge or some shit.

Well done steak tastes like fucking steak, baby.

Blue cheese sauce? Fuck that, you might as well put blue semen all over it. If I'm buying a steak, I want to taste one thing: steak. Maybe with a bit of mushrooms and some thick-assed chips.

[Kat]

I need to join the ketchup club!

Also the 'uses a knife and fork to eat burgers in restaurants' club.

[MarkuzR]

I didn't know they sold burgers in Beige-U-Like

I've used a knife and fork for burgers too, depending on how utterly ridiculous the size of the burger/bun combo is. It's like they assume we're all Ian Paisley!

[Kat]

I didn't know they sold burgers in Beige-U-Like

I've used a knife and fork for burgers too, depending on how utterly ridiculous the size of the burger/bun combo is. It's like they assume we're all Ian Paisley!

I like to mix in some other earthy colours for variety. That Gillian McKeith once said the brighter the colour of a food, the more nutrients it has or something. Means I need to get a good fix of your pakora chicken over the summer.