Fear of Kevin Kline's missus... Phoebephobia
Fear of Kevin Kline's missus... Phoebephobia
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Fear of zombie forum threads.
Jaggybunnetphobia - fear of antlers
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Best fictional fear I've heard of is Arachibutryophobia, which is the fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.
My favourite fear is Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. Fear of the number 666.
I went back to the start and looked up things that don't actually have names, and named them all. XD Any in italics are real phobias.
Fear of...
Unicorns - Ancientequinerhinophobia
Badgers - Hufflepuphobia
Sensationalism - WHAOMGaphobia
Politicians - Politicophobia
Pooping - Coprophobia or Scatophobia
Internet - 4chanophobia
Breathing - Oxygenophobia
Eating - Phagophobia
Masturbation - Monkeyspankophobia
People called Kevin - Blandophobia
Television - Bairdophobia
Yellow Umbrellas - Autoxanthobrollyphobia
Red tracksuits - Erythrolympiaphobia
Bearded train conductors - Pogonasiderodromoticketspleaseophobia
Table tennis paddles where the rubber grippy bit is peeling off - OCDophobia
Chips with no vinegar - That just makes you normal
Dusty Sellotape - Notagiftbuyerphobia
Testicles - Scrotophobia (I shit you not. A guy in the hospital I worked in had a fear of testicles. He wanted to be a eunuch. It was coined Scrotophobia by doctors. They could have used Kolpophobia but claimed that was more for female genetalia.)
Hot Drinks - Thermodipsophobia (This is just a logical assumption, fear of heat is thermophobia and fear of drinking is dipsophobia)
Rustling - Clichehorrorfilmophobia
Remote Controls - Dooferphobia
Punchlines/Puns - Sunnewspaperophobia
Going to the toilet alone - Eremouroscatophobia (Also an assumption, peeing is urophobia, loneliness is Eremophobia)
Phillums - Phillumphobia
Inflatible objects - Could be termed under Anemophobia
Doors - Salesmanophobia
Touching oneself while sleeping - Aphenphosmsomnispermatophobia (also an assumption, but a rather farfetched one)
Bridges - Gephyrophobia (to specify water, one might add hydro to the start, making it Hydrogephyrophobia)
Wax Dummies - Would be classed as puppets or dolls so Pupaphobia or Pediophobia
Renee Zellweger - Bridgetjonesophobia
Gooseberries - Think we can classify that as Scrotophobia too. XD
Scottish people - Not Scotophobia anyway, as that's the fear of darkness. A logical assumption could be Celtophobia, for Scottish and Irish people.
Music - Melophobia
Farting in an elevator - Elevatogasophobia
BMW Drivers - Teutoamaxophobia (another assumption)
Backwards underwear - Pantusbacktofrontusphobia
Driving go kart version of actual cars - Miniamaxophobia
Shoe horns - Probablyshouldstayindoorsaphobia
Hornswoggle - That's not an irrational fear. That dude is scary.
Simon, not Garfunkel - Paulophobia
Comic Sans - Crappyfontophobia
Phobias - Phobophobia
Zombie Forum Threads - Undeadpostophobia
...I get bored very easily.
Aw, Rook would love that oneOriginally Posted by Synoptik
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Who do you think originally posted phillums.Aw, Rook would love that one
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Oh right, d'oh!! I'm sleep-deprived. I forgot that these were already listed. Slap me.
Twatarsepostophobia - fear of making an arse of yourself on a forum.
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Fear of fictional Italian assassins - eziophobia
Fear of 2012 (the movie) - cusackophobia
Fear of falling asleep on public transport - endofthelinaphobia
I'm still shocked that Phobophobia is real. -_-
Fibiaphobia - the fear of leg bones
Garlicbreadophobia - the fear of hearing the same jokes regurgitated in at least three separate live DVDs
Eckythumpophobia - fear of northerners
YayayaohIknoooowophobia - fear of snooty Londoners
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