Check the guard for weapons/keys
Using stealth look into the corridor
Check the guard for weapons/keys
Using stealth look into the corridor
I'm calling it, pretty soon people will start using filepaths to describe their thought paths/actions/feelings, e.g:
Horny/resist urge/fail/midget porn/release!/self loathing...../delete internet history
"I will kill, fuck and eat you in that order, Bastard!" - Richie, 20/02/2012 9:44PM
Pinch the nose of the formerly snoring corpse to see if I can wake him up.
Originally Posted by Blucey
Do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight.
Oooooooh it's an invisible signature... oooooooooh!!
Life's greatest battles, often are fought alone.
You ransack his pocks and find some keys, some handcuffs and a radio.
However, owing to being naked (I'm not sure if that's been mentioned by this point, but you are) you're going to have to think carefully with how to proceed.
You use StealthTech Skill 3: Look Around Corner!
There's nothing there but a long corridor and some stairs.
You hop over to the Formerly Snoring Corpse and pinch its nose in an inane attempt to resusitate it.
ResusitateTech 8: Nose Pinch!
It's super effective!
Corpse woke up!
+10exp!
You use DanceTech 69: Go Down Tonight
Your boost to Arousal and Sexual Deviancy as well as your nakedness cause the corpse to freak out slightly.
What do you do?
Ask the corpse who he is, and if he could help with he restraints around your ankles, as it would be nice to be able to put some pants on.
Because you freaked him out with your awesome DanceTech, the corpse punches you in the stomach when you're about to ask him some questions.
"Oh, sorry! I didn't realise it was you! That was some killer party we had last night, huh?"
Before you inform him you have no idea who he is or how either of you got there he interrupts again.
"Aw dude, you ruined the handcuffs! Looks like I'm going to have to break those open!"
He manages to break apart the cuffs using a swiff army knife and some stamping.
You are free from the footcuffs! +10EXP!
"I was going to use those later tonight, if you get my meaning.
With a chick.
Handcuffed.
Making intercourse."
There is a long pause while he waits for a high-five.
What do you do?
High five!
Pretend you were too drunk to remember what happened and try to get some useful information out of him. Then take the clothes from the guard.
Quander him over his Swiff (that's how you wrote itlol ) army knife, and ask him if you can haz it.
Whilst disscussing the knife and putting clothes on, make way down corridor, using bat sense to listen (even if they do use it to see
You high five him, causing an epic thundercloud of noise.
You learn High5Tech 9: May Zeus Weep!
"Dude, you were probably way too drunk to remember what happened, but it's okay bro. We'll get you out of here and back in no time!"
His habit of interrupting you is really starting to anno-
"You should probably think about trying those guard's clothes on, seeing as they've taken yours. What would you do without me, eh?"
He takes credit for your idea! +0EXP.
-10 Gusto.
...annoy me. But hey, at least you're clothed!
Arousal and Sexual Deviancy return to normal.
"See you checking out my Swiff Army Knife!"Quander him over his Swiff (that's how you wrote it
Whilst disscussing the knife and putting clothes on, make way down corridor, using bat sense to listen (even if they do use it to see
Seriously, it's starting to grate.
"Look, I've told you before man, these things are way more realiable than the Swiss make them. You can't have it. These they only give out to the top secret brass, and I only got one because I banged one of them so hard, she certainly wasn't showing no neutrality! Heyo!"
He sets up for another high-five while you get the clothes on and look out the corridor. Wait, is that-
"Leaving me hanging here, bro..."
Dammit.
What do you do?
Last edited by Jokesound; 13-03-2011 at 19:50.
HIGH FIVE!
And ready an action to drop kick whoever else comes through the door in the mean time.
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