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    Almost posted this in General Gaming before realising it really had piss all to do with gaming, so figured it'd be better here...
    1. I'd have more fun carving pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis into my eyeball with a salt tipped rusted Stanley knife blade than I would by going.
    2. I'm smarter than a lot of people.
    3. My feet won't hurt so much that day.
    4. I won't have to traipse half way across London only to shrug and turn around again.
    5. I can laugh heartily the following week when I get the email saying how many people went along and imagine just how disappointed they were.
    6. I don't have to look at obese cosplayers.
    7. I don't have to look at fucked up emo kids wanting to give away hugs.
    8. I don't have to look at the Excel Centre.
    9. I don't have to hate that I won't be able to go to Eurogamer because I blew my load on that shitty excuse for an expo.
    10. I WON'T BE THERE!!!

    No reason for this post really, other than I saw the Googlebot spidering the original "Ten things" MCM thread and immediately started hating on it.
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    Shoulda told her to Google it
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    "If you want me to 'act professional', I can tell you that I'm not interested. I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm *also* not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords. Because THAT is what 'acting professionally' results in: people resort to all kinds of really nasty things because they are forced to act out their normal urges in unnatural ways."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkuzR View Post
    Shoulda told her to Google it
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    Oh, ok sorry. Thanx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkuzR View Post
    1. I'd have more fun carving pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis into my eyeball with a salt tipped rusted Stanley knife blade than I would by going.
    You spelt pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis wrong.
    Surely you can't be serious!

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