10 Things I Learned By Vowing Never To Go To Another MCM Expo Again

[MarkuzR]

Almost posted this in General Gaming before realising it really had piss all to do with gaming, so figured it'd be better here...

1. I'd have more fun carving pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis into my eyeball with a salt tipped rusted Stanley knife blade than I would by going.
2. I'm smarter than a lot of people.
3. My feet won't hurt so much that day.
4. I won't have to traipse half way across London only to shrug and turn around again.
5. I can laugh heartily the following week when I get the email saying how many people went along and imagine just how disappointed they were.
6. I don't have to look at obese cosplayers.
7. I don't have to look at fucked up emo kids wanting to give away hugs.
8. I don't have to look at the Excel Centre.
9. I don't have to hate that I won't be able to go to Eurogamer because I blew my load on that shitty excuse for an expo.
10. I WON'T BE THERE!!!

No reason for this post really, other than I saw the Googlebot spidering the original "Ten things" MCM thread and immediately started hating on it.

[justbiglee]

dam google bots

[Zephyr]

What's a Googlebot?

[Rynstex]

A little part of the Google Empire that travels around the Internet gathering data and thus, helping to produce their search results

[MarkuzR]

Shoulda told her to Google it

[ZeroMark]

Probe Droids of the Galactic Google Empire

[Rynstex]

Shoulda told her to Google it

Sorry, will this suffice? Click here to read about Googlebots!

Probe Droids of the Galactic Google Empire

+1

[Zephyr]

Oh, ok sorry. Thanx.

[The Rook]

1. I'd have more fun carving pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis into my eyeball with a salt tipped rusted Stanley knife blade than I would by going.

You spelt pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis wrong.

[Kat]

I'm so glad I had to look after a hungover Cuddleswick and missed it :/