The 'Entertain A Bored ZeroMark' thread

[Sketch]

Yep, our friend Zero is suffering from work-related boredom, so to keep him occupied, here is some random nonsense to help him pass his time in an entertaining way. First up...

A picture of a cactus that looks like a cock. Always good comedy mileage there.

http://www.websnax.com/funny.pictures/cactus.cock.jpg

Next, read up on the history of cake to help pass the time in an educational way:

http://www.foodmuseum.com/excake2.html

Now find out how to survive that likeliest of Glasgow scenarios... a shipwreck:

http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/h...-shipwreck.htm

Don't say we don't do anything for you, young man.

[etherfiend]

Hungry for food but find standard sizes too small? Not any more!
http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/

My favourite flash vid from about 8 years ago:
http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard

Someone to chat up should you feel romantic - low maintenance too:
http://www.pocomoketattler.com/wp-co...ack_hooker.jpg

naw.

[ZeroMark]

Aw you guys are awesome. Your clearly the best Lorna and Etherfiend on this forum by a mile.

[Jocky]

Making giant food: http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/index.php

For example... a giant Toffee Crisp:

[etherfiend]

Aw you guys are awesome. Your clearly the best Lorna and Etherfiend on this forum by a mile.

If there are any other Etherfiends here I shall hunt them down. There can be only one. Ether Fiends in WoW don't count, they had the sense to break into two words after feeling my wrath...that and I got bored waiting for respawns after each culling...

[Zephyr]

Came across this and thought of Zero - The Penguin Dude

[MarkuzR]

I love that clip. I watched that for about ten minutes one day and laughed EVERY time. Including this time.

[ZeroMark]

That clip is awesome. I saw one a while ago of a penguin jumping on a giant walrus, the walrus was not happy.

[Sketch]

That clip still makes me laugh, I can't help it.

[UselessJack]

If you like Toast and TF2, you'll love this