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    Yep, our friend Zero is suffering from work-related boredom, so to keep him occupied, here is some random nonsense to help him pass his time in an entertaining way. First up...

    A picture of a cactus that looks like a cock. Always good comedy mileage there.

    http://www.websnax.com/funny.pictures/cactus.cock.jpg

    Next, read up on the history of cake to help pass the time in an educational way:

    http://www.foodmuseum.com/excake2.html

    Now find out how to survive that likeliest of Glasgow scenarios... a shipwreck:

    http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/h...-shipwreck.htm

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    Hungry for food but find standard sizes too small? Not any more!
    http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/

    My favourite flash vid from about 8 years ago:
    http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard

    Someone to chat up should you feel romantic - low maintenance too:
    http://www.pocomoketattler.com/wp-co...ack_hooker.jpg

    naw.

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    Aw you guys are awesome. Your clearly the best Lorna and Etherfiend on this forum by a mile.
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    Making giant food: http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/index.php

    For example... a giant Toffee Crisp:

    Quote Originally Posted by Blucey View Post
    Putting a lime filling in a Jaffa Cake doesn't make it "spooky". Unless you're selling it to me in a graveyard. And I'm not in a graveyard you biscuit/cake/not sure selling c***. I'm in Tesco wondering why the f*** all the food has been replaced with masks and Haribo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroMark View Post
    Aw you guys are awesome. Your clearly the best Lorna and Etherfiend on this forum by a mile.
    If there are any other Etherfiends here I shall hunt them down. There can be only one. Ether Fiends in WoW don't count, they had the sense to break into two words after feeling my wrath...that and I got bored waiting for respawns after each culling...

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    Came across this and thought of Zero - The Penguin Dude

    For he did not know / That beyond the lake he called home / Lies a deeper, darker ocean green / Where waves are both wilder / And more serene / To its ports I've been / To its ports I've been.

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    I love that clip. I watched that for about ten minutes one day and laughed EVERY time. Including this time.
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    That clip is awesome. I saw one a while ago of a penguin jumping on a giant walrus, the walrus was not happy.
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    That clip still makes me laugh, I can't help it.
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    If you like Toast and TF2, you'll love this
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