Hear Goes Nothing

[Ste]

Indeed, welcome to the forums.

[Sketch]

Welcome welcome. Yes, beware of Ed's hands (Jokesound)...some say that he can strangle an anteater at thirty paces, for others, he is the calloused 'penis whisperer'....we just call him 'The Ed'.

[etherfiend]

Hello & welcome!

[MarkuzR]

Well hello there Mr Swift... are you genuinely very fast at doing particular things (such as Ed at losing his street cred when he joined here!) or is Swift just a clever name? Have fun and stuff

[Jokesound]

Oh Markuz, I never had any street cred.

At least, not after the incident.

[MarkuzR]

Ah yes... the incident. And they said that aardvarks couldn't take that much inside them.

[Mr Swift]

Thanks for the welcome all

To answer a few question

Ed I will have to decline the kind offer of a handshake however I will get my hazmat suit and give you a hug.

Also my RL nickname is swift however I'm terrible at racing games slow at levelling and it has nothing to do with my skills in bed.

Hopefuly this post will work as it's on my iPhone!

[Ste]

iPhone posts work fine. We like Apple here.

[Jokesound]

I wouldn't risk the hug. Didn't you wonder why I'm in a cage in the first place?

[Kat]

Belated hello!