Ok, I haven't been around for a bit so this is pretty fucking late, but to make up for it I'll give you....um...nothing*. Here's a festive picture to caption. Enjoy.
*that was a lie, I'l give you some respect for waiting patiently.
Monthly competition of captioning and laughter - December (just about)
Ok, I haven't been around for a bit so this is pretty fucking late, but to make up for it I'll give you....um...nothing*. Here's a festive picture to caption. Enjoy.
*that was a lie, I'l give you some respect for waiting patiently.
"Iiiiii'm dreeeaaaaming of a blooooood Christmaaas..."
Santa was fucking pissed that some bastard shaved off the beard he'd spent several thousand years growing and decided revenge was a dish best served with a couple of high powered silenced pistols, laser scopes and some sage & onion stuffing.
Oooooooh it's an invisible signature... oooooooooh!!
Life's greatest battles, often are fought alone.
"If one more kid pisses on Santa's lap..."
or
Santa decided a lump of coal wasn't sending the right message to those on the naughty list.
Last edited by The Rook; 15-12-2010 at 21:56.
Now we know.
"Santa Claus is coming to town......bitches."
Even if this isn't my thread, ZeroMark wins this thread.Originally Posted by ZeroMark
"Ho ho ho... now I have a machine gun, motherfuckers."
He watches you while you're sleeping... Plotting... Laughing!
"(REUTERS) The world was left reeling last night when images captured by WWF supporters supposedly captured Coke Cola employees "gearing up" before a Polar Bear hunt. One supporter in attendance claimed he overheard the man dressed in red as saying "For too long they've taken our limelight, this is the year we fight back, the Polar Bears will get their comeuppance".
[Good Job Boots]
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