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I've always said that all babies look like Winston Churchill taking a crap. I stopped saying that in person to new parents though after my sister beat me up for declaring it loudly in the maternity...

And I just laughed out loud at a child's death thanks to that. Good thing hell doesn't exist.

If your violin plays a tune that has incredible detox abilities, then go for it. I still have a headache, hours later. I've never had a hangover go on this long. Normally it goes away after a few...

I'd buy that argument (from them, I mean, not you saying it now Ste) if I wasn't paying between forty-five and eighty quid for my games. The pound or less it would cost them to give me a real manual...

I made entirely the wrong choice last night when I started packing. Didn't feel like carrying all my left-over honey mead from Christmas with me to the new place, so I drank it all. All 3 litres of...

I'm for less packaging, so long as it remains aesthetically pleasing on my shelf, but for printed manuals. It's a hard one, because the collector in me likes having a physical copy of what I own. I...

Guh, I hate it when they do that. I'm one of the few people who like to read manuals. For one thing, it helps pass the time whilst the game installs, so I can get going right away. Within my lifetime...

Wait wait wait... if vagina is one of four options... presumably penis is in there somewhere... what are the other two?

Now there's a topic that needs it's own... err... topic. Replacement...

Well the game is on a cartridge the size of one of those tiny Sony memory stick things that never managed to replace micro-SD. Whatever those are called. MemoryStickDuo or something. I suppose they...

I'm going to need to see the psychiatric certification, signed by a consultant head shrink. People always say they're not insane when they are really. Those tricky lunatics.

Good for you Ed....

I had the same problem with a hub and my Sony MP3 Walkman recently. I got it to work by plugging the hub into the mains with the optional adapter. I don't know if your hub is self-powered or not, but...

Happy birthday, Ric.

PC. Definitely PC. There's a few odd glitches, but it looks so much sharper and so much nicer than the Xbox demo did. And you can play it with a control pad still if you connect it to your PC, which...

Hi Rook. Some Amalur, casual puzzle games, and Pokemon LeafGreen.

I have been a bit, yeah. Things haven't been ideal so I'm not that far into it, but I'm really liking what I've seen so far. Not playing it on the Xbox though, that whole dashboard update from hell...

That's a pity, because I make an amazing five spiced pork and noodles. I can assure you I've never crapped on any kind of kitchen ware.

No, that's not as painful as I thought Mark. Of everyone on here, your opinion was the one that I was the most anxious about. Technically I don't think I ever flounced off, still, because I just left...

I will admit, I'm not sure if my being here is a good idea. So I was hoping to try and gauge the reaction, though, with no small degree of cowardice I did so when I saw nobody was around on the forum...

Jo gave me the idea for the thread title, indirectly.

It's been long enough that I thought it might be appropriate to post something here. Though really I don't know what to say. Or whether I...

Bloody Poland gets a lot of sweet special editions we don't ever see. I remember they had a way better original Mass Effect special ed than us, and I've seen one or two other awesome ones too.