Mortal Kombat Achievement List Out

We’re guessing that we’re not the only ones looking forward to the revamped Mortal Kombat, thanks in no small part to its return to the gory glory days before the dark times of toned down DC Universe scrapping.  Well, the achievement list has been revealed to whet fans’ appetites and it is a tough one.  We expected little mercy from the game, but the achievements are downright nasty.  We took one look at the ‘Win 10 Ranked Online Matches in a row’ achievement and had to go and lay down.  As for the other online cheevs, well, the ranked ones in particular are harsher than Kung Lao’s hat to the nads.

• Cyber Challenger (20 points) – Complete 100 Online Matches
• Wavenet… (80 points) – Win 100 total Online Matches
• Humiliation (10 points) – Get a Flawless Victory in an Online Match
• Tough Guy! (10 points) – Win an Online Match
• Robots Rule! (10 points) – Win Arcade Tag Ladder with robot Sektor and Cyrax
• Outstanding! (60 points) – Win 10 Ranked Online Matches in a row
• There Will Be Blood! (40 points) – Spill 10000 pints of blood
• License to Kill (20 points) – Complete Fatality Trainer
• Ultimate Respect! (20 points) – Earn 2500 Respect Points via King of the Hill Matches
• You Will Learn Respect! (10 points) – Earn 1000 Respect Points via King of the Hill Matches
• Undertaker (20 points) – Unlock 50% of the Krypt
• The Krypt Keeper (20 points) – Unlock 100% of the Krypt
• What Does This Button Do?? (10 points) – Complete Arcade Ladder without blocking (allowed to continue)
• Fatality! (5 points) – Perform a Fatality!
• Block This! (10 points) – Perform a 10-hit combo with any fighter
• The Grappler (10 points) – Perform every fighter’s forward and backwards throws
• Halfway There! (5 points) – Complete Story Mode 50%
• Back In Time… (20 points) – Complete Story Mode 100%
• A For Effort (10 points) – Complete Tutorial Mode
• The Competitor (30 points) – Complete 200 Versus matches (online OR offline)
• Ladder Master (20 points) – Complete Arcade Ladder on max difficulty without using a continue
• Don’t Jump! (10 points) – Win A Ranked Online Match without jumping
• Where’s The Arcade? (10 points) – Complete Arcade Ladder with Any Fighter
• Arcade Champion (40 points) – Complete Arcade Ladder with All Fighters
• Finish What You Start! (60 points) – Perform a Fatality with all playable fighters
• Tag, You’re It! (10 points) – Perform and land a Tag Combo
• These Aren’t My Glasses! (20 points) – Complete all Test Your Sight mini-game challenges
• Tower Apprentice (10 points) – Complete 25 Tower missions
• Tower Master (20 points) – Complete all Tower missions
• Dim Mak! (20 points) – Complete all Test Your Strike mini-game challenges
• I’m Not Dead Yet! (20 points) – Comeback with under 10% health in an Online Ranked Match
• e-X-cellent! (10 points) – Successfully land every playable fighter’s X-Ray attack
• There Can Be Only One! (20 points) – Win 10 King of the Hill Matches in a row
• Throws Are For Champs (20 points) – Perform 8 throws in an Online Ranked Match
• Turtle! (20 points) – Win both rounds with timer running out in an Online Ranked Match
• My Kung Fu Is Strong (20 points) – Gain Mastery of 1 Fighter
• My Kung Fu Is Stronger (60 points) – Gain Mastery of All Fighters
• I “Might” Be the Strongest (20 points) – Complete all Test Your Might mini-game challenges
• Luck Be A Lady (10 points) – Get all MK Dragons in Test Your Luck
• You’ve Got Style! (20 points) – Unlock all Alternate Costumes

To cap them off, there are ten secret achievements to be unlocked.  Whooo… we detect secrets and easter egg- after all, MK is well known for its love of hidden extras, so we’ll see.

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